Martin OConnor introduced me to this series of youtubes short films by some New Zealand sheep over on ThePenNZ's Channel.
I went searching and found the website where it says: Two Kiwi sheep and their take on life. Written and voiced by Guy Capper and Jemaine Clement.
I've been giggling away, remembering all the kiwi blokes I've heard saying similar stuff while under the influence.
Listen carefully and you'll hear some New Zealandese there near the end ... 'couldn'thaveI'